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511: The Lexicon of Love (Part 1)
Tonight is the premiere of "Jay and Silent Bob Go Canadian, Eh" and with many of the students and faculty on the guest list, it's like the whole school is gripped in movie premiere fever! Even Alex, who's never been to a glamourous event before, and is sure Paige will get her in. But Paige has already asked recently-dumped Hazel, to cheer her up. She thought Alex would understand. But Paige quickly discovers how much the night means to Alex, and vows to bring her to the ball. As the night unfolds, Paige and Alex have a surprisingly great time together. Really surprising.
Emma and Peter are working on their secret relationship at the movie premiere, and find another couple involved in another secret relationship, one that will affect Emma and Peter!
A Plot: Paige and Alex
B Plot: Emma (with Snake and Peter)
512: The Lexicon of Love (Part 2)
Paige wakes Alex up in her bed - Paige spent the night on the couch - and as the two girls awkwardly prepare for school, they try to avoid the elephant in the room. As in, that they KISSED last night. What happened? That kiss... does it make them lesbians? Bisexuals? Alex shrugs it off. She doesn't know what they are or what that kiss meant. All she knows is that she's not freaked. Paige is. She is not supposed to be into women but Kevin reminds her - neither is Alex. He convinces Paige to be true to herself - and to her feelings. Are they lesbians? Are they bisexual? Who cares. They're together.
Emma feels compelled to spill about Snake and Hatzilakis. Spike loses it. Not over one stupid little kiss - because Snake asked Emma to keep a secret. And that is unforgivable. Disgusted, she kicks Snake out.
A Plot: Paige and Alex
B Plot: Emma (with Snake)
quotes
Jay: "The queen of Degrassi is taking the queen of the trailer park to the premiere?"Hazel: "Please. As if we were going to bring her. Our limo's a skank-free zone."
Paige: "Did you just skank-ify my friend?"
Hazel: "Friend? More like pet project."
Alex: "Paige I'm in trouble. This isn't really related to any table collisions that happened tonight. It's a different kind of trouble."
Alex: "We don't have one. Welcome to my world."
Paige: "Any room in it for a stupid girl?"
Alex: "I already have one of those."
Kevin: "This is unbelievable! They're upstaging us at our own premiere, these chicks! Why aren't you and I out there doing some kind of erotically-charged dance routine?"
Emma: "But why? Did you think it would be fun? Did you get to the party and want to act like a teenager again? Just give me a reason, dad, please!"
Jay: "So this new lesbian thing you got going on - I like to watch."
Alex: "I like to punch. Dream on."
Jay: "Oh and you? Putting on a show for everyone? You know, what makes you think tonight is about you anyways?"
Alex: "It's not. It's about her."
Paige: "I'm not even supposed to like people like you. People who, who wear black with navy and who hate everything and everyone."
Alex: "I don't hate you. Even if you are one of the popular idiots who drinks latte's and reads stupid magazines and laughs way too loud."
Paige: "I have to laugh when I'm around you. I can’t really help it."
Alex: "And I have to be better when I'm around you. I can't help it either."
Alex: "Right. It had nothing to do with you hooking up with every skank in the ravine."
Jay: "Ah and you're trying to get back at me by hooking up with every skank here."
Alex: "You do not call her that. Ever!"
Alex: "Me and you are hitting that red carpet tonight and we're gonna make Kevin so regret cutting you out of that film ‘cause we are going to look hot and I don't mean up-do, pearls, pink prom dress hot. I mean hot. Hot!"
Kevin: "Look I'm probably the last guy in the world who should be giving you advice on this very subject, but I don't know you guys seemed happy the other night and that's kind of rare and whether it's gay, straight, bi, whatever - it's kind of worth investigating a little further I'd say. Just my two cents."
Peter: "Yeah no talking, no touching, no looking at each other. I know the drill. Just being in the same room with you tonight's gonna be enough for me."
Alex: "Oh look. Here I am in an alley and a rat appears. Just like magic."
Paige: "It's not funny. This is not funny. There is a girl in my bed, Alex. You! It's like I woke up in some weird movie with subtitles. The kind of movie that I hate and I can't deal with it, okay? I can't deal with you."
Spike: "Sometimes you have to let people make mistakes. That's what love's all about."
Paige: "Can I ask you a teensy question? ...Do you ever think about girls?"
Marco: "Uh interesting question - first thing in the morning. Now, did you miss the years that I dated your brother?"
Paige: "I seem to have interrupted fun time with Jay, which looked kind of hot."
Alex: "No. In fact it's been cancelled. Replaced with fun time with Paige."
Paige: "Alex. We need to talk. This can't happen. I'm not a...lesbian."
Jay: "So you don't want to hear my news then? That Paige has gone the gay way."
Hazel: "Excuse me?"
Jay: "You heard me. Yeah, I saw your friend and my ex doing some seriously sexy dancing last night."
Hazel: "So? You need to get out more. Girls do that stuff all the time."
Jay: "And I just saw Paige lay a big ol' smooch on Alex. You trying to tell me that's something that girls do all the time?"
Jay: "I'm like one of those annoying pop songs. Once I get stuck in your head I'm impossible to get rid of."
Emma: "Do you love my mother?"
Mr. Simpson: "Of course."
Emma: "And Jack?"
Mr. Simpson: "Em he's my son."
Emma: "What about me?"
Mr. Simpson: "You know I do."
Emma: "So what's to figure out?!"
Paige: "I said you were nothing to me, which - which is a total lie because right now you're pretty much everything."
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